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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""