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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to leave my past behind me.. So if I owed you money- I'm sorry but I've moved on."
Next Joke
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."
"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."
"*hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate* *smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*"
"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."