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Joke of the Day
"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"
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"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""
"What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop."
"Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem."
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"
"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."