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Joke of the Day

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"

"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."

"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."

"What kind of computer sings? A Dell"

"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"

"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"

"One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things."

"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"