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Joke of the Day

"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""

"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."

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"Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble."

"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"

"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."

"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter"

"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"