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Joke of the Day
"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"
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"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"
"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"My grandpa was always disappointed in me.... When I was five my grandpa was always disappointed in me. He would tell me ""when I was your age I was six."""
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"Children of reddit, what have you pretended to be mad at your parents for but were actually secretly impressed by?"
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"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."