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Joke of the Day

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."

"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."

"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"

"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."

"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."

"*full moon emerges from behimd clouds* nno--nonono it cant be...RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A-- *turns into bungalow* IM A WAREHOUSE"