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Joke of the Day

"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""

"The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too."

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."

"What's the best thing a midget can catch? Air."

"Considering I'm broke, I wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy."

"You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?"

"If ""the word impossible is not in your vocabulary"", you have a pretty limited vocabulary."

"A man drives his truck and runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."