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Joke of the Day

"If ""the word impossible is not in your vocabulary"", you have a pretty limited vocabulary."

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""

"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"

"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"

"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."

"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"

"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."