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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums."

"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"

"Man, I really messed up making this award for best feline anus... It's a cat ass trophy."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"

"I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people"

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"