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Joke of the Day

"A man drives his truck and runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."

"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter. I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed"

"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"When I say I'm gonna take a nap, it means I'm gonna go on my computer for three hours."

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"My 9 year old ran away for an hour and by the time he came back my wife had already turned his bedroom into a yoga studio."