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Joke of the Day

"Throw stones at people who live in glass houses. They won't throw them back because they've been told their whole life that they shouldn't."

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"A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit. Now she just smokes naked."
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"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"