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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who takes things literally? A kleptomaniac!"
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"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."
"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."
"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""
"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."
"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"
"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."