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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
Next Joke
"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."
"Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet."
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
"MAYBE PEACH JUST LIKES BOWSER A LOT AND WE'RE FOLLOWING A NARRATIVE OF MARIO THE DELUSIONAL HOMEWRECKER. *cops pull me from operating room*"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"
"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night My next shit could spell trouble"