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Joke of the Day

"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."

"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes."

"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"