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Joke of the Day
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."
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"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."
"A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's that on your belt buckle?"" Pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."
"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""
"Red Bull gives you wings... Unless you're a unicorn. If you're a unicorn Red Bull gives you fins. .... Please tell me at least *someone* got that obscure punchline."
"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."