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Joke of the Day

"A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's that on your belt buckle?"" Pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"[job interview] Me: Time travel Boss: What is your biggest strenWHAT?!"

"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"

"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"

"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."

"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""

"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"

"""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's."""

"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"

"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""