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Joke of the Day

"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."

"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"Freshmen girls... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*"

"I heard there's this amazing place underground... ...where you can have sex with miners."

"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"

"hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected"