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Joke of the Day
"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
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"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"
"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""
"What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? ""Dino what you're thinking."""
"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."
"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"
"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."
"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"
"Apparently ""I don't like scary movies,"" is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video."