23203
Joke of the Day
"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."
Next Joke
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"As soon as I walk in, I can feel every woman at the gym dressing me with their eyes."
"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"
"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"
"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"
"Men of quality respect women's equality."
"What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam."