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Joke of the Day
"Bird Strike Pilots in a cockpit of A380: -Damn! Birdstrike!! -NO!! It was a Fokker 50!!"
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"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Getting a caricature drawing of yourself is basically the only time you pay money for someone to brutally own you."
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"
"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"
"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"