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Joke of the Day
"Bird Strike Pilots in a cockpit of A380: -Damn! Birdstrike!! -NO!! It was a Fokker 50!!"
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"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"
"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"Gay guys are OK... ... they're just indifferent."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... And it was tense."
"Why don't chickens have lips? Because then they'd have soft peckers"
"Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene."
"Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch."
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."