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Joke of the Day

"My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password."

"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""

"They hired a comedian at the local construction site. Everyone loves him. You could say he was really nailing it."

"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."

"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."

"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."