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Joke of the Day

"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."

"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."

"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""

"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"

"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."