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Joke of the Day
"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."
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"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
"""Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."" Only Vincent responded."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free"
"I hate it when they tell you that they accept cards but refuse to accept my seven of spades"
"Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass."
"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"
"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."