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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free"
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"As a neat freak I'm only comfortable giving a girl a Clean Sanchez."
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."
"I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle."
"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."
"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"
"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."
"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."
"Why do trees die? They become board."