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Joke of the Day
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
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"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"
"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"
"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."
"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"
"No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed."
"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"