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Joke of the Day

"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."

"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"

"50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*"

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass!!! ... If you don't get it... you don't deserve to."

"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."