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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"
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"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"
"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"
"Just told my kid her freckles are kisses from angels and she said freckles are actually clusters of concentrated melanin. THANKS NICK JR. :("
"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."
"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"
"""What's a good gift for someone who has everything?"" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."