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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
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"Interviewer: Your resume only has ""Mad"" under ""Skills"" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just what we need. Welcome to Subway."
"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it."
"Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies"
"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."
"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!"
"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."
"A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants a divorce."""
"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."