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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"

"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""

"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."

"Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy? Neither did he."

"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"

"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"

"I wanted to have a threesome... but then i realized, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"

"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""

"Wizards of the Coast: Wizards of the Coast, and this is where the magic happens."