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Joke of the Day

"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"

"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"""So Dave died"" Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things ""Both. it was a suicide pact"" *dave walks in* hey guys"

"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."

"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"

"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"

"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."