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"Instagram is experiencing difficulties. Until further notice, please cease visually chronicling the tedious mundanities of your life."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."
"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."
"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."
"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."
"What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul"
"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."
"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."