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Joke of the Day

"Instagram is experiencing difficulties. Until further notice, please cease visually chronicling the tedious mundanities of your life."

"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."

"Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits"

"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."

"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""

"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"

"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."

"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."