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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."

"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts. Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"

"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"

"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"