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Joke of the Day
"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."
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"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."
"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."
"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."
"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"
"Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit. Bilbo is 7' 6"" now."
"I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie"
"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper."
"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."