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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul"
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"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."
"Shoutout to toilet paper... ...for always being there for me while I'm having a shitty day."
"""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."""
"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"
"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."
"The shortest way to piss off a hipster... Apple phone & iwatch"
"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."