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Joke of the Day
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
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"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"
"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"
"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."
"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."
"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."
"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."
"Lady Gaga got engaged on Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped ring, indicating her fiance shares her love for bold originality."