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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"

"A dyslexis boss fired a man today. The court said it was first degree homicide. (Fired fried)"

"When your toddlers are teenagers don't forget to wake them at 5am because your sock came off"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta."

"My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here."

"Why Did The One Handed Man Cross The Road? So he could get to the second hand store!"

"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."

"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."