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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day bathrooms were used for taking a sh*t, not as a photo-booth!"
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"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live... Patient - ""No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please"" Doctor - ""Money-wise, you are now set for life"""
"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."
"Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor? Elfish reasons."
"2 penises went to watch a movie.. Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me.."
"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"
"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."
"How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork"
"Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!"