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Joke of the Day

"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of lube while having sex? He's now a man trapped in a woman's body.."

"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."

"A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying. #pussies #imbrave"

"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""

"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"

"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"

"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"

"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"