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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."
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"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."
"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"
"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"
"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand."
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""