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Joke of the Day

"*flips cap backwards* son, let's keep it real *puts on another cap* the realest *puts on suit made of backwards caps* REALality. word."

"TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It ""trickles down"" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals"

"Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)"

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"

"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."

"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."