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Joke of the Day
"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."
Next Joke
"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."
"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"I watched Batman with a girl on our 9th date. It went ""dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"""
"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"
"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
"I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person. I just find that cats taste too gamy."
"One can't fly, but a toucan."
"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."