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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."
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"What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'"
"What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common? No Self Esteem!"
"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."
"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."
"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"Context is Everything The irony."
"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"