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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."
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"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"Sure laying me down on a ""Bed of Roses"" sounds all romantic and shit, but I much rather lay on a bed of fries and onion rings."
"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"
"What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session? The next hour is free."
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."
"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."
"july 4th is my favorite holiday bc i can practice my Friends theme claps every time a firework explodes without anyone noticing"