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Joke of the Day
"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."
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"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a little boy runs by. ""I'd love to screw that little kid,"" said the priest. The rabbi responds, ""Out of what?"""
"I could have sworn I saw spearmint flavored fig newtons at the shop the other day. But it turns out they were just a fig-mint of my imagination."
"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"
"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."
"What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? ""Han So-High"""
"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"