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Joke of the Day
"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"
Next Joke
"2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, ""Look! A dead bird!"" The other looked up."
"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."
"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"The faster I type in my password, the more secret agent-y I feel."
"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC"
"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""