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Joke of the Day

"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."

"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."

"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."

"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."

"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's hoo-ha and her mouth? Only half the stuff that comes out of her hoo-ha is retarded."