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Joke of the Day
"The faster I type in my password, the more secret agent-y I feel."
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"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"
"What's the smartest piece of lab equipment? A graduated cylinder."
"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat."
"No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes."
"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"
"That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it."
"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."
"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"