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Joke of the Day
"2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, ""Look! A dead bird!"" The other looked up."
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"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"
"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"
"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."
"Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer."
"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."