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Joke of the Day
"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."
"What is green and smells like paint? Green paint."
"Husband just asked if I was too drunk to cook dinner. Ha! Does he think I'm some sort of amateur? *googles how to cover up burnt eyebrows*"
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."