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Joke of the Day

"What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC"

"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."

"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."

"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"

"I bought a new sex doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me."

"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"

"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"